Now I’ve been clumsy and thus accident-prone my entire life, but in the last 3 weeks I’ve really out done myself. It all started with the weekend I decided to cut myself on every single surface sharper than butter like the potato peeler, my razor blade and even my fingernail. Then I moved onto the lovely knee bashing period which is still ongoing. Ladders, coffee tables, bed frames, everything even remotely at knee height gets my knee slammed into it forming bruises on top of bruises. But last night was truly my crowning glory. At o’dark thirty whilst fast sleep I punched myself in the nose and woke up to my nose bleeding heavily. It took a good 40 minutes or so to get the bleeding to stop. By some kind of miracle, I didn’t get a single drop of blood on my bedsheets. The same could not be said for my face and hands (sorry about that gross image). My poor snoz is feeling mighty tender this morning and I’m scared to sneeze. Please tell me I’m not the only one who injures themselves in really stupid ways.